OK. JUST FOLD THIS TABLE AWAY.
YOU SHOULD FEEL IT CLIP IN THE HOUSING.

NO.

- COULD WE SEE THE RECEIPTS ON YOUR SPIKE?
- YES. I HAVE A CONFESSION.

THESE ARE NICE. GOT A NICE KIND OF GLOSSY FINISH.

THAT'S THE SAME SIZE
AS YOUR BEDROOM IN THE CARAVAN.

THEY'RE ACTUALLY LEFT-HAND DRIVE. SO YOU'D
JUST BE GRABBING PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOUR FAMILY.

- UNUSUAL ACCENT. WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
- I'M ORIGINALLY FROM NEWCASTLE, LIKE.

THAT WAS A GENUINE MISTAKE.

HELLO, MR PARTRIDGE.

THAT'S WHAT IT WAS FOR.

TWO THINGS.

GOOD TITLE.

NO, NO. "COOKING IN PRISON."

- "CRASH, BANG, WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO"?
- WE'VE SOLD THREE. MORE THAN YOUR BOOK.

SONJA, THAT WAS CLASSIC INTERCOURSE.

(HORNS HONK)

WHAT? THAT'S TERRIBLE!

A BIG HELICOPTER IN GIANT UNDERPANTS.