GIVEN THAT IT'S TOO LATE TO BOOK ANYONE EKE,
THE ANSWER HAS TO BE YES.

- NO, SHE'S FINE.
- RIGHT.

I'LL HAVE A PINT OF BITTER.

WELL, HE'D EATEN ALL MY FAGS.
IT WAS A PACKET OF 200 DUTY-FREES.

IT'S A TRAVEL TAVERN.

- IT'S RALPH LAUREN.
- CAN I HAVE A SNIFF?

NO, NO.

YOU'RE MY PA AND YOU'RE INVITING ME
TO A RELIGIOUS WET T-SHIRT COMPETITION.

I DON'T FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE. IT'S JUST CONFUSING.

TOGETHER AFTER VISIT FROM LESTER PRICE,

ABOVE ROOM TEMPERATURE, IT ALL CONGEALED
INTO ONE BIG DARK CHOCOLATE CRICKET BALL.

IT'S 10P,M,
THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE.

(ALAN) THIS IS THE STORY OF A WOMAN, 50,

TELL ME ANYTHING WITH THAT SMILE
AND IT WOULD SEEM LIKE CHRISTMAS.

IF YOU WANT A ROVER 200, YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO SACK EVERYONE AT PEAR TREE PRODUCTIONS.

L THINK WE'VE STRAYED FROM THE TOPIC.
YOU BOTH OBVIOUSLY HAVE ADDICTIVE PERSONALITIES.

ALL RIGHT. JUST ER...
JUST CARY ON BUILDING THE HOUSE.

BECAUSE IT REPRESENT MY LOVE FOR ALAN.