I GOT REALLY DRUNK LAST NIGHT.
I WAS SICK EVERYWHERE.

THIS IS RADIO NORWICH.

I WANT TO STEAL A CONE AND WAVE IT AROUND A BIT.

# LIFE ISN'T EVERYTHING... #

- IT'S SUE COOK.
- WHAT DOES SHE WANT?

I TELL YOU WHO I'D LIKE TO PUT IN THE STOCKS.

- HER NECK? HER EYES? HER EYELASHES?
- NO. IT'S HER FEET. LOVELY DAINTY FEET.

CAN I OFFER YOU MY DEEP, DEEP...

- I GOT FED UP GETTING MY FEET DIRTY.
- THEY LOOK LIKE ACTION MAN BODY BAGS!

AND EVEN HARDER TO... WHERE HAVE THEY GONE?

YOU MUST KNOW SOME OF THE RUBBISH YOU PRODUCE.
TONGUE, FOR EXAMPLE. WHO EATS TONGUE?

WENT TO SILVERSTONE,
SHOOK JACKIE STEWART'S HAND! SUPERB!

- CERTAINLY.
- YEAH. YOU ROBOT.

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
MIND, SHE WAS SEXY. SHE WORE A G-STRAP.

AYE. I'D ADOPT A GREYHOUND.
THE LAST ONE I HAD WAS RIGHT CLEVER.

IT'S CERTAINLY CONGESTED. I'D LOVE TO GO.

MR PARTRIDGE? WE'RE FROM THE INLAND REVENUE.

IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, MEN WHO WANT
SOMEONE TO TALK TO. THEY'RE JUST LONELY.