WHICH CELEBRITY YOU'D SPEND A BANK HOLIDAY WITH
AND WHAT WOULD YOU DO.

STRONG. LOOK.

LOOK IN THE BACK OF A SPOON

- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
- I KNOW.

- HOW MANY?
- FIFTY.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.
JUST HAVING A CHINWAG ABOUT CANCER.

YOU SAY...TOMATO.

- I DON'T KNOW.
- I HAVEN'T.

- WE WERE JUST GOING TO BLOW THE HORN.
- YOU COULD HAVE BLOWN THE HORN IN MY LEXUS.

I RELEASED AN UNEXPECTED BUT POTENT GUST.

LISTEN TO THIS. IT'LL BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF.

SO BOOK A HOLIDAY WITH HAMILTON'S.
"WAT-ER-WAY" TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.

I BET A LOT OF THESE GO MISSING
AND END UP AS WORK SURFACES IN LUXURY KITCHENS.

(SOFT SINGING)
# I LOVED YOU, BUT YOU LEFT ME #

ANYTHING YOU NEED, JUST LET ME KNOW.
OR YOU, MRS PARTRIDGE.

YOU'RE LOOKING A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH.

- GOOD MORNING, ALAN. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
- CLASSIC QUEEN!

AND I'M AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,