ONE HERE FROM SUSAN FROM SPIXWORTH.

- JUST A MINERAL WATER FOR ME, PLEASE.
- ACTUALLY, I'LL HAVE A MINERAL WATER, TOO.

THIS IS "CALL ME".

HAVE YOU ALL GOT YOUR FUN PACKS?
I'VE GOT ONE HERE.

IT'S A NICE CHEST, BUT FULL OF WIRES.

ALAN, MORE GOOD NEWS...

THAT'S IRRELEVANT. EXCUSE ME.

JILL. LOVELY JILL.
SHE'S MY FAVOURITE...

- SPLENDID AND TREMENDOUS.
- IT'S A GIRLS-ONLY NIGHT TONIGHT.

(YELLED INSULTS)

IS NOT SO ENJOYABLE
AS GANDAIF WITH A LONG WHITE BEARD,

YOU'VE GOT WONDER ABOUT A MAN WHO SITS
IN A PETROL STATION ALL DAY TALKING TO OTHER MEN.

JILL, YOU ARE SO DIRTY!

IF I SQUEEZE IT, A JET OF MOLTEN BRAMLEY APPLE
IS GOING TO SQUIRT OUT.

YOU'VE COME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE
TO TELL ME ABOUT A WALNUT GEAR KNOB?

MICHAEL, CHANGE THAT TO
"AN AFTERNOON WITH JUST ALAN PARTRIDGE".

LIFT? YES.

FOR GOD'S SAKE!