SHALL WE GO INTO THE...?

GOOD. GOOD.

LET'S SADDLE OUR HORSES AND GET OURSELVES
A CURLY CUMBERLAND SAUSAGE

HERE'S YAZOO.

THIS COUNTY.

WHY NOT HAVE ME CHASED DOWN THE STREET
BY A HELICOPTER IN WET UNDERPANTS?

YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE? THE BED'S READY.

- COME IN! THE DOOR'S OPEN.
- JUST ME.

I HAVE A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW ON CABLE TV
CALLED "SKIRMISH", AND A GIRLFRIEND.

GIVE HIM A TWIRL. LET THE DOG SEE THE RABBIT.

YOU'VE GOT WONDER ABOUT A MAN WHO SITS
IN A PETROL STATION ALL DAY TALKING TO OTHER MEN.

THERE'S A LOVELY PHRASE WHERE IT SAYS,
"BOATING APPEALS TO BOTH FRIENDS AND FAMILY ALIKE".

GOOD. WELL, THERE'LL ALWAYS BE A KETTLE ON HERE.

I HAVE. I'M DOING "NORFOLK NIGHTS"
AND I'VE GOT A SHOW...

WHY DON'T YOU TWO BUY THE HATCHET
OVER A COFFEE? AFTER YOU, LYNN.

THAT'S THE PLURAL.

- ALAN'S DEEP BATH..
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY DETTOL,

WE'VE HAD SEVERAL CALLS
DURING THE LAST FEW HOURS