- DID YOU BUY IT DOWN THE MARKET?
- AYE.

YES. WE CAN CLEAR UP
WHILE WE LISTEN TO "BLACK BEAUTY".

THAT'S NOT REALLY GOLD, IS IT? BUT THEY'RE NICE.

"AND I SAW SOME GRAFFITI THAT SAID,

BOTH BARRELS, BANG! YOU'D HIT THE WALL.

IN A DEAD MAN'S CHAIR
LECHING AT HER LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT...

(GASPING COUGH)

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE INTO MUSIC.
I'VE HEARD YOUR SHOW.

IT'S A FREE COUNTY.

SO GIVE ME A CALL - PLEASE!

THEN ONE MORE BIG SWING, LEGS GO RIGHT UP...
WHAT WAS THAT? TOO LATE!

"UPHILL RUNS BECOME POWER-SAPPINGLY MUNDANE,

YOU DON'T SOUND IT. I WISH YOU WERE.

OH, HELLO. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK
TO FERNANDO PARTRIDGE, PLEASE.

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WOBBLING
LIKE A VERY RUDE HOUSE.

CARR. BILL CARR.

- WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
- SORRY.

YES. THAT'S FOR HYGIENE REASONS.
IT LETS THE BUTTOCKS BREATHE.