I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TALK. I'D JUST GO UH-UH.

GO TO LONDON.
YOU'LL EITHER BE MUGGED OR NOT APPRECIATED.

LOOK IN THE BACK OF A SPOON

- EH?
- VERY MANLY. IT WORKS.

SORT OF A PRIMITIVE FORM
OF STEPHEN HAWKING'S VOICE BOX.

YOU SERVE SIMPLY TO ALARM THE PUBLIC
AND TO INFLAME THE FARMERS.

THE POINT IS, I NOW HAVE
THE THIRD BEST SLOT ON RADIO NORWICH

OK. WELL, YOU GET
THE GENERAL IDEA ANYWAY. THANK YOU.

ER, NO, I WON'T BE ONE.

LISTEN, JILL, THERE IS A ROMANTIC BUFFET SUPPER
AT THE HOTEL TONIGHT,

# BABY, YOU'RE THE BEST #

THAT WAS OAP - OLD ALAN PARTRIDGE.

YOU'VE GOT IT ON THE BED SHEETS,
YOU'VE GOT IT ON MY DRESSING GOWN.

YOU CAN LEAVE BY THE FIRE ESCAPE,

CAN I JUST EXPLAIN?
I WAS TYING TO ACCESS "DRIVING MISS DAISY".

- MAYBE A WET T-SHIRT COMPETITION?
- YOU NEVER KNOW!

OH, QUITE GOOD.
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING.

LYNN, I'VE PIERCED MY FOOT ON A SPIKE!