MICHAEL, I WOULDN'T ASK FOR
A 25% DISCOUNT ON A KITCHEN.

IF YOU LET ME GO, I WILL GIVE YOU

HELLO?

I BET THEY WERE THE ONLY ONES YOU COPPED HOLD OF!

- HOW WAS THAT, OK?
- IT'S NOT WORKING. YOU CAN TELL.

YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING,
YOU'VE GOT TO READ THE SUNDAY PAPERS,

- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
- I KNOW.

WHY DO PEOPLE DO THAT?

IT WAS INOPERABLE. I WONDER IF I CAN WALK LIKE THIS.

RUDDY BLOODY GOOD, ACTUALLY.

PARTRIDGE. YES, I'LL HOLD.

- IT'S A BAD IDEA.
- VERY CHEAP TO MAKE. DO IT IN A PUB CAR PARK.

- NO.
- I GOT DIVORCED, YOU KNOW.

BUT I CAN'T ACTUALLY COOK!

BRAVEHEART... AND, OF COURSE, YOURSELF.

I'D LIKE TO GO ROUND LEGOLAND
WITH SEAN CONNERY,

YOU COULD BE MY STUNTMAN.
YOU'VE GOT A GOOD PHYSIQUE.

HE'S NECKING WITH HER. HE SAYS,
"I'VE GOT TO GO, LOVE. SOMETHING'S COME UP!"