BUT I WAS MADE PROMISES
ABOUT STORAGE THAT WERE NOT KEPT.

TO PICK UP A TOP-OF-THE-RANGE
BANG & OLUFSEN STEREO SYSTEM.

HOW'S THE GROUTING COMING ALONG?

WHAT'S THAT HANGING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS?

ABOUT EAST END THUGS WHO LEND YOU
AND A WEEK LATER YOU OWE THEM A MILLION.

(HORNS HONK)

OH, ABOUT. SORRY, SOMETIMES IT'S DIFFICULT
TO UNDERSTAND THE GEORDIE...PEOPLE.

IS NOT SO ENJOYABLE
AS GANDAIF WITH A LONG WHITE BEARD,

I, ALAN PARTRIDGE,
TALK TO M.E. SUFFERERS ABOUT THEIR CONDITION.

- "CRASH, BANG, WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO"?
- WE'VE SOLD THREE. MORE THAN YOUR BOOK.

LET'S SADDLE OUR HORSES AND GET OURSELVES
A CURLY CUMBERLAND SAUSAGE

- YEAH.
- I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

YOU SIT THERE ON YOUR FAT BEHIND,

(THEY HONK)

SO I CAME TO KNOW A WARM WOMAN
WITH A SMILE FOR EVERYONE. LET'S HEAR IT FOR LYNN.

- WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT, AL.
- WE'LL GO STRAIGHT TO THE TIMBER YARD.

- OH?
- IT DIDN'T REALLY WORK FOR ME.

# IT STARTED WITH A KISS #