THERE'S ONLY THE ONE CHAIR.

AND "SKIRMISH", A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW
ON DIGITAL CABLE CHANNEL UK CONQUEST

IT'S A TRAVEL TAVERN.

- HAS THIS KITCHEN BEEN DISTRESSED?
- YEAH, IT HAS.

YOU DON'T NEED BEAUTY SLEEP. WELL, FORTY WINKS.

CAN'T GET ME TOE ON THE TRIGGER. OH, GOT IT.

YES.

SEE THAT?

THAT'S ONE CHARITY I AVOID.
DON'T WANT TO GET TARRED WITH THE MAD BRUSH.

- GOOD.
- HOW LONG YOU LIVE IN HOUSE?

- IN THE STYLE OF JAMES BOND.
- IT WAS QUITE GOOD.

IT'S ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT IT HERE.

- (KNOCKING)
- GOOD, LYNN. COME IN.

SO LET'S MAKE FRIENDS
SO I CAN BE ON MY WAY, PLEASE.

THEN ONE MORE BIG SWING, LEGS GO RIGHT UP...
WHAT WAS THAT? TOO LATE!

JUST TO CHECK, THAT WASN'T
THE REAL ENDING TO THE STORY, WAS IT?

SUSAN, CAN YOU MAKE
PORNOGRAPHY COME ON MY TELLY, PLEASE?

I BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION.
I'D LIKE TO COME BACK AS AN ANIMAL, LIKE A DOLPHIN.