I'M JUST A FAN, ALAN, THAT'S ALL.
YOUR BIGGEST FAN.

- DID YOU GET...
- I COULDN'T FIND MY KEYS.

THE TIME'S 11.3O... SORRY, IT'S YOUR SHOW.

- REMEMBER TO TAKE THE FOIL OFF FIRST.
- THAT'S JUST PIES.

- HOW LONG HAS GORDON BEEN AT CHURCH?
- A FEW WEEKS. HE'S JUST MOVED HERE.

I'M STILL AT THE OLD SCHOOL
BUT I'M THE HEADMASTER NOW.

- WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?
- I DON'T CARE, I THINK IT'S WAY OUT OF ORDER..

- NO, LOOK, LOOK.
- FOUR WORDS.

£200,OOO A YEAR.

SO IN THE END IT WAS TELEVISION THAT KILLED HIM.

EVEN THEN IT'S GOING TO WEIGH
THE BEST PART OF A TON.

- ARE YOU MARRIED?
- YEAH.

- HE THINKS HE'S ROD STEWART!
- YOUR ROAD SAFETY VIDEO'S DOING WELL.

- SHALL WE HAVE A LOOK AT THE REST OF THE HOUSE?
- YUP.

LYNN'S NOT MY WIFE. SHE'S MY P.A.

- THANKS FOR MY DEDICATION THIS MORNING.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

LOVELY TO MEET YOU. I MUST SEE MIKE YAPLEY.

TONIGHT, WE'RE THINK-ABOUTING