AND I THINK THAT'S IT.

- BUT I'M NOT A SEX OFFENDER.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT. THEY WON'T ASK ABOUT IT.

CAN WE HAVE FOUR FULL BRITISH ISLES
BREAKFASTS, PLEASE?

- URGH!
- DON'T MAKE THE SAME NOISE AS THEM!

UNTIL YOU'VE LOOKED AT THE MAN
WHO'S JUST CANCELLED YOUR SECOND SERIES.

- WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO ZIP.
- RIGHT, OK.

HAVE YOU GOT WINDSCREEN WASHER FLUID?

- WHY NOT?
- THIS LOOKS LIKE I HAVEN'T BOUNCED BACK.

APACHE IS A ONE-STOP SHOP.

ANYWAY, THERE'S THE BAR.
GENTLEMEN, CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS.

ANYONE WHO KNOWS US
MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT IT WAS ME INSIDE THERE.

- CAN YOU NOT PUT YOUR FOOT...
- I WAS JUST GOING TO DO A COCKNEY WALK.

WITH THE APOLLO 11 SPACE MISSION.

AS WE SAY IN OUR FAMILY,
TOO MUCH MUSTARD GETS UP YOUR NOSE.

CRABSTICKS DO NOT ACTUALLY CONTAIN ANY CRAB,

I AM GOING TO PRESENT A CORPORATE VIDEO
FOR HAMILTON'S WATER BREAKS.

CHOCOLATE ADDICTION
WILL NEVER BE AS DESTRUCTIVE AS DRUG ADDICTION.