WITH A SELF-PENNED SONG
ENTITLED "I LOVED YOU, BUT YOU LEFT ME".

MEET ME IN THE CAR PARK IN HALF AN HOUR, LYNN.

- LEAVE THE THEATRE OF CONFLICT.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

THE STRING BACK JUST GIVES YOU
A BIT OF EXTRA PURCHASE.

OR DO YOU GENUINELY LIKE ME, SEX-WISE?

IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE.

IF SHE DETONATES THOSE, IT'LL BE THE MOTHER
OF ALL PONGS. THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S BRAVE.

SONJA, BEEFEATERS DO NOT LIVE IN CARAVANS!

- WHAT TIME IS IT?
- SIX O'CLOCK.

MARVELLOUS.

- WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING LIKE THAT?
- IT'S A VOICE BOX.

REALLY? WE MUST TALK. LET ME GET YOU A DRINK.

JILL. LOVELY JILL.
SHE'S MY FAVOURITE...

NO, ACTUALLY. IT WAS LIKE THIS.

WE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES ON THE BANQUETTE.

NO, BUT THIS COULD BE A COMPACT SWISS CHALET.

YEAH. CHICKEN STOCK!