USEFUL STUFF.

THEN ATE THE EVIDENCE.

YOU KNOW, IN THE LOUNGE, IN THE HALL...

AND SACK HER FOR BEING AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT

ALAN, THE BUILDERS ARE WAITING TO SIGN OFF.

YOUR AIR BAG'S DEPLOYED. MINE HASN'T.

THAT CAT'S NAME IS DAVE CLIFTON

- ALAN DOESN'T WANT A STUNTMAN.
- OK. "SCUM ON THE RUN." TAKE ONE.

THIS CHEMICAL TOILET IS A SANIFLO 33.

IF HE TAKES YOU TO GRAVE, WE'LL BE LATE FOR FILM
AND OUR WORK WILL BE DESTROYED.

SPRING IN YOUR STEP'S THE LAST THING YOU NEED
ON A CLIFF. IT'S A SUICIDE HOT SPOT.

THAT WAS THE BEST FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST
I'VE HAD SINCE GAY WILMOT'S WEDDING.

"NUTTY PROFESSOR II.. THE KLUMPS"?

LT'S GOT THE STRAPS OPTION.

- IT'S MY WEAKNESS, I'M AFRAID. I'VE GOT A CELLAR.
- SO HAVE I.

COLONEL MUSTARD IN THE EN-SUITE BATHROOM
WITH THE LEAD PIPE. BATTERED.

AN OLD LADY'S BLONDE HAIR.

I'VE CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT EXCALIBUR COTTAGE.
L THINK I'LL CALL IT "YE HOUSE".