(DRUM MACHINE PLAYS)

MAYBE YOU'RE HERE TONIGHT
WITH A WIFE OR AN OLD FLAME.

L HOPE YOU DON'T MIND,

OH, GOD.

- OK.
- LET'S BRING THE LOVE-MAKING FORWARD.

"AND I SAW SOME GRAFFITI THAT SAID,

CHINESE.. YEAH, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

- THAT'S MIKE YAPLEY.
- WHO OWNS THE CAR SUPERMARKET?

UNLESS SHE WENT IN THE NIGHT
AND IS YET TO BE DISCOVERED BY THE MAID.

ALAN, THIS IS PETER LINEHAN.
HE'S REVAMPING OUR CURRENT AFFAIRS OUTPUT.

GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE
HE DIDN'T CREATE ADAM AND STEVE.

- IT'S A BAD IDEA.
- VERY CHEAP TO MAKE. DO IT IN A PUB CAR PARK.

"LORD OF THE RINGS", "OF THE DANCE"
OR "OF THE FLIES". THAT'S TONIGHT'S "HOT TOPIC".

RIGHT. I'VE GOT YOUR BOOK SIGNING AT 12 O'CLOCK

I KNOW. I HEARD HIM.

IT'S A COFFEE SHOP, BUT ONE MAN SAYS
TO ANOTHER MAN, "YOU CAN'T HAVE A COFFEE..."

DO YOU WANT TO GO TO PRISON? DO YOU?

I FELT THAT...