(KNOCK)

I'VE HIT FAST FORWARD.
LOOKS LIKE A SORT OF HARDCORE BENNY HILL.

I WOULDN'T EAT A TOMATO IF IT SAID, "EAT ME"
WHICH IS NOT UNLIKELY GIVEN THE RUBBISH IN THEM.

BUT TWO YEARS AGO, I WAS A MESS.
I'D PUT ON WEIGHT. I HAD BREASTS.

AND IT'S FINE TO JOIN IN.

PARDON? NO. I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.
SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!

SO, ER...

AND YOU THINK, "SUNDAY, BLOODY SUNDAY!"

LYNN? WHAT THE FRIG HAVE YOU GOT ON YOUR FEET?

COMING UP TO SEVEN O'CLOCK.

I ADMIRE YOU TEACHERS. YOU'RE VERY HEROIC
TO DO WHAT YOU DO FOR SUCH RUBBISH MONEY.

SO THAT'S ALL FROM ME.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOODBYE.

- "AND A BITTY BIT OF RED INDIAN BOY."
- # AND SOMETHING ELSE IN GEORDIE #

(FANFARE)

- NOTTINGHAM?
- NO.

# FROM MR GOLDFINGER

HELLO. IS THAT CURRY'S?

IF YOU TRIED TO HANG A HAWK,
THEY COULD ALWAYS HOVER SO THE ROPE WENT SLACK.