THERE YOU GO.
THEY TAUGHT YOU A TRADE. MINOR REPAIRS.

YOURS HAD HAIRS AT THE BASE
AND A DOTTED LINE EMANATING FROM THE CROWN.

OH, YES. I SUPPLY FITTED KITCHENS.

IT'S LIKE KILROY, BUT WITH TEA,
WAGON WHEELS AND SUE COOK.

- I WANT YOU TO MOVE IN.
- REALLY?

- I'M BATMAN.
- HAAAH!

# JET

WHY?

QUITE ATTRACTIVE. PUT THAT DOWN AS A PLUS POINT.

TOUCH MY THIS.

YOU'VE COME ALL THIS WAY,
AND I THINK YOU'RE BEING A BIT NEGATIVE.

- CAN I WATCH "POIROT" ON UK GOLD?
- AS LONG AS YOU POP THE EARPHONES ON.

THE INSOMNIAC'S BOYFRIEND, DAVID CLIFTON.

- 500.
- HOW MUCH IS A MOUSE?

- WE'RE BRUNCHING.
- CAN I SHAKE HANDS AGAIN?

- SEE THE MATCH?
- WHICH ONE?

IT'S TIME FOR US TO HAND OVER TO ALAN PARTRIDGE,
ARE YOU READY, ALAN?

A MEASURE WHICH ACTUALLY WOULD HAVE ALLEVIATED
TRAFFIC CONGESTION ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF PARADISE,