MR PARTRIDGE, UM...

I THINK THOSE STORIES ARE BEST IN THE CARAVAN.

- YOU SEE WHAT I DONE IN THE TOILET?
- HOW DO YOU MEAN?

- I'M FROM DUBLIN. NOT IN DUBLIN.
- BUT THAT'S WHERE YOU MAKE THEM.

MICHAEL WAS JUST TELLING ME AN ARMY STORY
ABOUT A FRIEND OF HIS WHO SLEPT WITH A LAND ROVER.

- HI, ALAN. HELLO, LYNN. HELLO, BUILDERS.
- I TOLD YOU. WATCH.

WHERE YOU SAID "REVOLUTION, NOT EVOLUTION".

THEY'VE LEFT IT OUT FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS
SO IT'S HAD A CHANCE TO BREATHE.

WHO WAS CONVINCED THAT IN A PREVIOUS LIFE
HE'D BEEN ARTHUR ASKEY.

I THINK YOU'VE GOT A VIVID IMAGINATION.

AH, BONJOUR, MONSIEUR PARTRIDGE.
COMMENT ALLEZ-VOUS, MONSIEUR?

- SONJA, DID YOU GET THE PICCALILLI?
- YES.

NO. SHE MOVED TO SUNDERLAND.

OH, COME ON!

THIS IS ALICE, WHO'S NOT GOING TO SHRINK ME. SHE'S
GOING TO TALK ABOUT HAMILTON'S HOLIDAY BREAKS.

THEN YOU'LL KISS ME.

CAN YOU HEAR ME? I'M TRAPPED UNDER A COW.

- CAN YOU SEE ME TOMORROW?
- I'D LOVE TO.