AND RUMOUR SAYS YOU'RE BACK ON THE BODDLE.

FROM FAT, CHUBBY LADIES OF THE RENAISSANCE,
TO HARD-FACED CROMWELLIAN SOURPUSSES,

HELLO? BATTERY.

(HORN TOOTS)

I'LL BE HONEST, LYNN, I'M AT A LOOSE END TODAY.

AND HE PUTS HIS HAND UP HER SKIRT
AND GETS A HOLD OF THE OLD MEAT AND TWO VEG.

THAT WAS A COMPANY WHICH WE SET UP. WE LOOKED
INTO ITS OPERATION AND CLOSED IT DOWN AGAIN.

UP WITH THE PARTRIDGE,

- GOODNIGHT.
- GOODNIGHT.

AND JUST PROBABLY GO STRAIGHT TO BED
AND KEEP OUT OF TROUBLE.

OH, ANYTHING REALLY, YOU KNOW.
FRANK SINATRA. KURT COBAIN.

THIS IS ALICE, WHO'S NOT GOING TO SHRINK ME. SHE'S
GOING TO TALK ABOUT HAMILTON'S HOLIDAY BREAKS.

- DID THE AERIAL COME DOWN WITH HIM?
- YES, IT DID.

- SAVES ME DOING IT LATER.
- BONSOIR.

(MUSIC.. "I'M A LUMBERJACK"
FROM MONTY PYTHON)

PUT THAT IN THE BIN.

(SOFT SINGING)
# I LOVED YOU, BUT YOU LEFT ME #

- YOU DON'T KNOW?
- NO, I DON'T.