HE LIKES ME, DOESN'T HE?

NICE ARRAY OF PASTIES YOU'VE GOT TODAY.

- NO, LOOK, LOOK.
- FOUR WORDS.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

OOH, I'D LOVE TO HAVE IT OFF WITH HER.

AYE.

STOP PANICKING.

(MUSIC: "GET OUT OF YOUR LAZY BED")

- IS IT A GOOD FILM?
- I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T SEEN IT.

ANYONE WHO COULD UNFURL
15 FEET OF THIN SHEET METAL

FROM THE LITTLE-BITTY CHEF.

- WE CAN STOP AT THE PETROL STATION.
- HOW IS YOUR GEORDIE MATE?

I'VE NOT THOUGHT IT THROUGH, LYNN.
I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

HELLO, ALAN. GOOD NEWS.

I'M GUILTY AS HELL, LYNN.

MR STEPHEN BRAI,
WHOSE FATHER INVENTED CATS EYES.

OCCASIONALLY, I DOST VENTURE SOUTH.

- ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
- YOU'VE HAD MORPHINE.