- HE IS BRILLIANT PRESENT.
- NOT FOR A MAN APPROACHING 50!

I'VE REALLY GOT TO SAY THIS, DAVE. CHOCOLATE
ORANGES ARE AVAILABLE FROM RAWLINSONS, THAT'S ALL.

IS THERE A NUMBER?

(ALAN) LET BATTLE COMMENCE.

THE OTHER ONE BURNT DOWN.

ALAN, I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES,
NO ONE WANTS TO KILL YOU.

I WOULD REALLY LOVE YOU
TO GO TO SOL DANGERFIELD'S CASTING AGENCY,

- HOLD TIGHT.
- YEAH.

# THE MAN WITH THE MIDAS TOUCH

- ALAN, I AM NOT NEGOTIATING.
- BUT I AM.

PETER? HE'S JUST REVAMPED
NEWS AND CURRENT AFFAIRS.

(LAUGHS)

REMEMBER THE DAY THAT YOU GOT CANED?

A MILLION MILES FROM THE URBAN DECAY
OF THE MANCHESTER SHIP CANAL

YEAH.

JILL, DO YOU LIKE OWLS?

DON'T ALL GO OFF TO THE TOILET AND TALK ABOUT ME
BECAUSE IT REALLY IS TOO SMALL.