FOUR TEAS, PLEASE.
YOU DON'T SOUND IT. I WISH YOU WERE.
..EARTH. IT'S 4.39 A.M.
(LYNN) WHAT IF TONY HAYERS SEES
"COOK, PASS, BABTRIDGE" PAINTED ON YOUR CAR?
I'M GOING NOWHERE, LYNN.
THAT'S VEY GOOD.
-..AND WHO LEFT THIS COFFEE CUP HERE?
- SORRY, I MEANT TO CLEAN IT LAST NIGHT.
NIPPING OFF FOR A FAG?
TESTICULAR. ALWAYS GOT TO CHECK FOR EXTRA LUMPS.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RECRUIT ME?
YOU WANT ME TO BE GOOD LITTLE SHUT-UP SONJA? ZIP!
HEARD YOU LAYING INTO THE CRIMINALS AGAIN.
HE'S BEING PURSUED BY A CYBERPUNK
FROM THE PAST, PLAYED BY RUTGER HAUER.
HAS YOUR CAREER GONE OFF THE RAILS?
THAT'S THE SAME SIZE
AS YOUR BEDROOM IN THE CARAVAN.
AND THIS BEAUTIFUL LASSIE COMES UP,
AND SHE'S HALF THE PRICE OF THE OTHERS,
- GREAT. THREE...NO, FOUR LADY-BOYS.
- FOUR LADY-BOYS, RIGHTY-HO.
WELL, WHERE DO I START?
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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