DO YOU FANCY A CUP
OF DELICIOUS MICROWAVEABLE SOUP?

- I TEACH HERE.
- I SEE.

HALF AND HALF.

A DETECTIVE SERIES
BASED IN NORWICH, CALLED "SWALLOW".

# OUT ON A WINDING WINDY MOOR

SOD THAT. LET'S HAVE SOME CHAMPAGNE.

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON THEIR SOULS.

HELLO, MR PARTRIDGE.

YES. HE'S THE AMERICAN MAGICIAN,
YOU KNOW?

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYS)

BUT YOUR DONKEYS
ARE PROBABLY BORN WITHOUT HIND LEGS

HELLO? ER, YES, HE IS.
DID HE GIVE YOU MY NUMBER?

YEAH, WE BRING THEM IN FROM MILKING,
AND THEN ALL THAT CAN GO...

RIGHT UP TO TWENTIETH-CENTURY WELL-TONED WOMEN

IT'S ON THE CENTRAL STEERING WHEEL BOSS
BEHIND THE AIR BAG.

WITH THE APOLLO 11 SPACE MISSION.

JUST TIME FOR A FUNNY STORY BEFORE THE NEWS.
ON LINE FOUR WE HAVE ROY FROM BUNGAY.

I'M ALL RIGHT NOW.