THAT ALL LOOKS A LITTLE BIT
LIKE DEATH ROW, DOESN'T IT?

YOU'VE GOT A CHOICE. YOU CAN EITHER
BOOK ME NOW, OR WAIT FOR CLIFF THORBURN.

HELLO, CAROL, HOW ARE YOU?

JILL, IS THE ANSWER TO MY ORIGINAL QUESTION,
"DO YOU LIKE ME SEX-WISE?"

- IT'S NOT SO A LITTLE HELICOPTER CAN LAND?
- HELICOPTER DOESN'T BEGIN WITH "M".

SO PERHAPS WE COULD GO AND CHAT
ABOUT ALL MY OTHER IDEAS IN MY ROOM.

I HAVE A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW ON CABLE TV
CALLED "SKIRMISH", AND A GIRLFRIEND.

- I'D HAVE AN APACHE ATTACK HELICOPTER.
- OH, GREAT.

AYE, IT IS.

- THEY'RE NOT DEAF OFFENDERS?
- THEY'RE JUST DEAF.

YOU DON'T LIKE METEOR
BECAUSE THEY MAKE WET T-SHIRT VIDEOS.

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

YEAH, BUT HE'S FINISHED NOW.

- GOOD MORNING, ALAN. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
- CLASSIC QUEEN!

HERE WE ARE. MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE
AND I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOUT WHEN WE'RE READY.

- I DON'T THINK ANECDOTES ARE YOUR FORTE.
- THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH.

OH, THERE YOU ARE. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I'M IN A STATIC HOME WITH THREE WOMEN.