ALL RIGHT, THEN.

- THIS IS THE KITCHEN, OBVIOUSLY.
- LOVELY.

THAT ONLY APPLIES TO ARCHERS AND JEFFREY ARCHER,

BONO? HE'S NOT HERE. DO YOU FANCY A CURRY?

- MR PARTRIDGE, THAT'S THE KITCHENS!
- I'M GOING TO COOK ALL THE FOOD.

OH, MY GOD, LYNN'S HERE.
LYNN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WOULDN'T WANT TO, THOUGH.
NOT UNLESS IT HAD BEEN STUNNED.

- COME ON.
- IT'S OUR FAMILY REMIT.

BRILLIANT!

YES. THE ATMOSPHERE HAS TURNED RATHER SOUR.

OH... NO, NO.

"IS IT WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST...?"

- HAS HE GIVEN YOU ANOTHER SERIES?
- NO, HE WON'T GIVE ME ONE.

I KNEW IT WAS YOU. I KEYED IT IN
WHEN I DROVE HOME. NEARLY HIT A BADGER.

IN 1975, I WAS CATCHING THE LONDON TRAIN
FROM CREWE.

WE'RE ON A SUBMARINE. TWO SAILORS
HAVE A GAME OF CHESS. THE CUPS START WOBBLING.

- I'LL GET ANOTHER HALF BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE.
- YEAH, GO ON, THEN.

HOW WAS YOUR DAY, ALAN?