- THAT'S NOT WATERSPORTS.
- WHAT'S WATERSPORTS?

DID YOU FIND OUT HOW MUCH SHE'S GOT?

- DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
- YEAH... YES.

LYNN, DID YOU TELL THEM MY WIFE LEFT ME
AND IS LIVING WITH A NARCISSISTIC SPORTS PIMP?

BLUE NUN!

HELLO, ALAN. GOOD NEWS.

I THOUGHT IT WOULD HAVE BROKEN DOWN
BY NOW,

THANK YOU VEY MUCH FOR BEING
"THIS MORNING'S FARMER".

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

ALISON, YOU ARE A LADY.
I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE UNPLEASANT...

YEAH.

- DID YOU SEE THAT?
- YES.

SO I CAME TO KNOW A WARM WOMAN
WITH A SMILE FOR EVERYONE. LET'S HEAR IT FOR LYNN.

SONJA, THIS IS IN THE LATE '80S.

LET MYSELF IN. NEEDED THE TOILET.

- I DIDN'T REALISE.
- YOU TOOK MY LIP OFF!

THAT'S AN INTERESTING CHOICE.

I COULD HAVE BEEN DONE FOR DRINK DRIVING.