OH, I SEE...

WHAT, ON THE ROOF?

THEY WERE DOING EVERYONE, ALAN.
EVEN ME. IT WAS QUITE SAVAGE.

ALAN, DID YOU SEND SOPHIE
A VALENTINE'S CARD THIS MORNING?

SUSAN, CAN YOU MAKE
PORNOGRAPHY COME ON MY TELLY, PLEASE?

THE PRIZE MONEY HAS SOARED
TO AN INCREDIBLE

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE POLO NECK?
BALLS OUT OF THE BATH ON THIS ONE.

"I'M FEELING SAUCY."

THEY'RE GOOD FOR MAKING A POINT.
ERROR ONE, RIGHT..

BASED ON MICHAEL PALIN'S "POLE TO POLE".

IF I WAS DRESSED ON THE OTHER SIDE
IT WOULD BE IN CONTACT.

THAT WAS TONY HAYERS'S OFFICE ON THE PHONE.
THEY'VE PUT THE MEETING FORWARD TO 12.30 TODAY.

WITH BBC COMMISSIONING POLICY,

JET FROM "GLADIATORS" TO HOST
A MILLENNIUM BARN DANCE AT YEOVIL AERODROME.

BEN, SOPHIE, I WANT YOU IN RECEPTION.

(VERY FAST DRUMBEAT)

- THE VERY SAME.
- HE'S GOT A HEART OF GOLD.

SO HOW LONG'S "LIKE A RHINESTONE COWBOY"
BEEN COMING IN?