ALAN, JUST RELAX. IF EVERYTHING'S ABOVE BOARD,
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

I'M AFRAID I NEED TO WATCH MY FIGURE.

I WISH I'D BEEN A BIT MORE SPONTANEOUS.

OH, I COME FROM ACTON IN WEST LONDON.

YOU KNOW WHO'S GOING TO BE
AT THE NORFOLK BRAVERY AWARDS?

THERE'S A LOT OF DIGNITY INVOLVED.

IT'S A SERIOUS SUBJECT.
I ONCE FOUND A LUMP UNDER MY ARM. AWFUL.

- I HOPE YOU'RE BEING LOOKED AFTER.
- BOB OWNS A GARDEN CENTRE.

DONALD WINS OUR TOP PRIZE OF AN ACTION MAN
MILITARY FIGURE. IT'S GOT ALL KINDS OF FEATURES.

AND I ASKED, "WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?"
JACK ON LINE TWO.

# SUCH A COLD FINGER... #

THE VEY FACT THAT
HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY IS NOT ON THE AGENDA...

YES. SOME ARE ON A SPIKE,
YOU'VE GOT SOME IN AN ENVELOPE

AND WE LIVE TOGETHER. WE'RE NOT GAY!

TODAY IS PURELY
A STRAIGHTFORWARD RANDOM INVESTIGATION.

# TELL YOU WHAT. TELL YOU WHAT
IT'S NINE AND A HALF THOUSAND POUNDS #

NO. I WAS JUST TALKING TO A WIDOW.

THERE IS ONE PERSON
I WOULD LOVE TO DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH.