YOUR SALES TECHNIQUE IS AWFUL. AND YOU'RE
LOW ON BODYLINE BRUSHABLE JOINT SEALER.

NOT A TRACE. PEACE OF MIND, I'M SURE
ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE ELDERLY RELATIVES ON BOARD.

FROM FAT, CHUBBY LADIES OF THE RENAISSANCE,
TO HARD-FACED CROMWELLIAN SOURPUSSES,

TIME TO RUN YOURSELF A BIG BATH. IT'S CHRIS REA.

CHAP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE PUMPS.

HI. CAN I HAVE AN IRISH COFFEE
DELIVERED TO THE ROOM, PLEASE?

I'LL PUT YOU IN THIS ROOM AND GET THE KIDS.

- I THINK IT'S SNAZZY.
- I THINK YOUR HAIR'S SNAZZY.

I DON'T MEAN A SMALL ONE.
I MEAN A MEDIUM-SIZED ONE.

- WHO'S TOM DONALDSON?
- JUST A MATE.

- ON THE BUS.
- YOU TOOK THAT ON THE BUS?

- AND DO YOU DO THAT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND?
- NO, I DO IT ALONE.

WITH SOME CLASSIC ELECTRO-ROCK

WE'VE ALL SEEN THEM IN UNDESIRABLE AREAS.

CAR. I'M SORRY. I FORGOT.

(CONTINUOUS BEEP)

OR WITH UNDERGARMENTS
PERHAPS MADE FROM BARK,

- YEAH.
- ARE YOU THE CRANK CALLER?