HE WANTS TO BE BURIED IN A LARGE SATIN-LINED
COFFIN WITH A COUPLE OF PAGE THREE STUNNERS.

I REMEMBER I LEFT A TARTAN FLASK UP THERE.

- YES. KETAMINE.
- WHY DRAG HORSES INTO IT?

ONE HERE FROM SUSAN FROM SPIXWORTH.

THE POINT IS, I NOW HAVE
THE THIRD BEST SLOT ON RADIO NORWICH

WITH RESPECT, IF YOU HANG AROUND WITH CRIMINALS,
YOU'RE GONNA GET LIED TO.

BE CAREFUL. NO LIGHTS ON THE DUAL CARRIAGEWAY.

- BUT I'M NOT A SEX OFFENDER.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT. THEY WON'T ASK ABOUT IT.

I MEAN, CONSIDERING.

SUSAN IS BRAVER
THAN TEN FIREMEN OR A DOZEN POLICEMEN.

NOW BOOGER OFF!

LOVELY TO MEET YOU. I MUST SEE MIKE YAPLEY.

- ALAN, I AM NOT NEGOTIATING.
- BUT I AM.

- MY FATHER WAS VERY DISTANT...
- DID HE LIVE IN A DIFFERENT WING?

THIS IS THE SAME RUBBISH AS THE OTHER DAY
WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT PUTTING A SPINE IN A BAP.

- OH! TALK OF THE DEVIL!
- MORNING, MR PARTRIDGE.

- DID THE AERIAL COME DOWN WITH HIM?
- YES, IT DID.

- I'M ONE OF THE BIG BOYS NOW.
- WHAT, A PREFECT?