- SO WHAT DID YOU SEE IN BANGKOK?
- I SAW THE GOLDEN TEMPLE. BEAUTIFUL IT WAS.

HE DIDN'T SAY, "THE NAME'S BOND,
JONES THE BOND. DOUBLE O TH-EVEN."

ACTUALLY, I'LL EAT IT.

OK, EITHER THAT OR THE FINGERPRINTS, EH?

LIKE LITTLE WAX TEARS
DRIPPING FROM YOUR EARS BECAUSE THEY'RE SAD.

- PLEASE?
- NO, YOU CAN'T!

- HE THINKS HE'S ROD STEWART!
- YOUR ROAD SAFETY VIDEO'S DOING WELL.

I JUST DID THE BED. I DIDN'T GO NEAR YOUR DRAWER.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU CALL
YOUR SORDID LITTLE GRIEF HOLE.

STAY STILL.

HI, I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE AND I DRIVE A CAR,
BUT NOT LIKE THIS.

L CHECKED TO MAKE SURE I COULD
RE-ATTACH THEM. NOTHING'S DAMAGED.

TONIGHT, WE'RE THINK-ABOUTING

- YOU'VE GOT NEEDS...
- I HAVE.

IT'S VERY FAKE, ISN'T IT?

- WE DON'T DO THAT.
- THE WET T-SHIRT THINGS.

YES. NO, THE LAST CORPORATE JOB I DID

- I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE JOKE.
- DROP IT, LYNN.