- I'LL HAVE TO GET IT.
- HELLO?

YOU SAY TOM-AR-TO, I SAY TOM-AY-TO.

LET'S SEE WHAT THIS IDIOT DID.. IN AMERICA.

CRABSTICKS DO NOT ACTUALLY CONTAIN ANY CRAB,

CARY ON TALKING TO KATE
WHILE I SORT SOMETHING OUT. CAN I BORROW A PEN?

MICHAEL!

I'M POSSIBLY UP FOR PRESENTING A "HAMILTON'S
WATER BREAK" VIDEO. ON THE NORFOLK BROADS.

- WE CAN STOP AT THE PETROL STATION.
- HOW IS YOUR GEORDIE MATE?

- AARGH! YOU GET BRUISES, BUT...
- RIGHT.

- TONY!
- OH, PETER, HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?

- HELLO, TONY! HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M FINE.

FINE.

WHAT A YEAR IT'S BEEN FOR DANTE FIRES.

I'D BEEN ASLEEP FOR EIGHT HOURS LIKE THAT.

UNFORTUNATELY, PEOPLE WOULD RATHER WATCH
CLIPS OF IDIOTS DRIVING CARS LIKE MANIACS

- WELL, THERE'S U2, OF COURSE.
- U2.

(ALAN) DON'T WORRY, LYNN, I'LL PLAY IT DOWN.

OUT POPS THE VAMPIRE...
COUNT DAVULA OF CLIFTONVANIA.