SO HAD THE BRONTI SISTERS.

WELL, WHATEVER. BECAUSE THAT IS ME.

- THREE LAGERS.
- THREE PINTS OF LAGER, RIGHTY-HO.

WHAT'S THAT HANGING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS?

- WHISPAS...
- AEROS.

STOP PANICKING.

THAT'S FINE, FILL HER UP.

RUDDY HELL, IT'S SOFT CELL.
(MUSIC.. "TAINTED LOVE")

CHEERS!

- FARFALLE.
- YEAH, THAT WITH ACTION MAN BOW-TIE.

TRUCKFEST. IT'S COMING TO IPSWICH!

HENRY VIII. HE WAS A SHIT.

YOU PEOPLE!

"FLATLEY, MY DEAR, I DON'T RIVERDANCE....
GIVE A DAMN."

WHEN A COWBOY HAS AN ARROW FIRED AT HIM,
HE HEARS NOTHING.

(CREAKING)

FIVE, COR! MY FIVE-BEDROOM BASTARD HOUSE.