LYNN. I'M ON GOD'S SIDE.
I CAN'T STAND THE DEVIL. HE'S BANG OUT OF ORDER.

GOOD AFTERNOON.
(MUSIC STARTS UP AGAIN)

I'LL BE HONEST, LYNN, I'M AT A LOOSE END TODAY.

WHAT YOU DO?

HE'LL NEVER GET BACK TO WHERE HE WAS,
BUT HE'S COMING BACK.

- GO ON.
- SHE WAS ALL OVER US.

- JUST HAD A BETTER ONE.
- WHAT DID YOU DO?

OH, THIS IS...
OH, THAT'S BANG OUT OF ORDER!

IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE.

BUT I CAN'T ACTUALLY COOK!

(KNOCKING)

"OOH, THIS SMELLS OF," I DON'T KNOW, "BASIL".

AND YOU WEAR ONE GARMENT A WEEK ON AIR.

THAT'S SORT OF A DEVELOPMENT OF WHAT HE SAID,
BUT IT'S FINE TO JOIN IN.

OPEN THE DOOR! OPEN IT!

IT'S A SERIOUS SUBJECT.
I ONCE FOUND A LUMP UNDER MY ARM. AWFUL.

NO. THERE'S NO NEGOTIATION.

THIS IS RADIO NORWICH.