- DO YOU SEE ANY UPSET ZOMBIES?
- JUST THE ONE.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE INTO MUSIC.
I'VE HEARD YOUR SHOW.

THAT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO.

GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE
HE DIDN'T CREATE ADAM AND STEVE.

IF YOU FILL A SWAN WITH BEEFBURGERS,
IT'S FULL OF FAT, IT'LL FLOAT BETTER.

I'LL BE A RATHER SORRY INDIVIDUAL.

NO. I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU
A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT.

BIT OF A REBEL.

LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR DRUG ADDICTION.
YOU WERE HOOKED ON A VARIETY OF DRUGS.

- ALL RIGHT, ALAN...
- HIS COFFIN LID OPENS WITH A CREAK.

WELL, THEY WERE WHEN I LOOKED THIS MORNING.

- YOU'RE WRONG.
- OH, MAN. WHAT ABOUT, YOU KNOW...

WHO'S WITH YOU TILL 4 A.M. WITH HIS "NIGHTCLUB".

- IF IT WAS YOU COULD ADD A ZERO TO THAT,
- SEVENTY QUID?

YOU HAVE BIG SHEDS, BUT NOBODY'S ALLOWED IN,

BUT THEN SHE COMMITTED
A GROSS ACT UPON HIS PERSON,

- AND MUMMY USED TO SAY...
- THERE WE GO.

ALAN!