AN OLD LADY'S BLONDE HAIR.

WOULD YOU SAY, BEARING IN MIND THAT HE'S
DEPRESSED AND HAS GOT RESPIRATORY PROBLEMS,

WHAT'S THAT HANGING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS?

BREAK IT DOWN, YES.
I'LL GET SOME GRAPEFRUIT JUICE. THAT'LL HELP.

GET OFF!

- IS IT A GOOD FILM?
- I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T SEEN IT.

WATCH IT!

- YOU'VE NOT GOT A...
- ELECTRIC BUZZER? NO.

I POINTED OUT THAT HIS AND ASKEY'S LIFE
HAD OVERLAPPED AND HE BACKED DOWN.

I'VE SAT ON THE BASTARD. WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT?

(JILL) HANG ON, I'VE GOT AN IDEA. OOOH!

WILL LOVER BOY BE THERE? THE EX-POLICEMAN?

TIME TO RUN YOURSELF A BIG BATH. IT'S CHRIS REA.

- JAB IT INTO SOMEBODY'S EYE, LIKE THAT.
- THAT'S NOT A GADGET, MICHAEL.

PROBABLY WON'T EVEN BRUSH MY TEETH.

AND IT IS A BOOK THAT'S FULL OF JOY,

MY BOOK COULD END UP BEING RECONSTITUTED
AS A TABLE IN A HOME FOR BATTERED WOMEN.

HALF AND HALF.