HE KEEPS SAYING THAT.

AYE, IT IS.

- YOU DON'T WANT TO WASH THE DISHES?
- LET'S MAKE LOVE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

SO, MIKE, WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

- EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU ALAN PARTRIDGE?
- YES.

SO JUST DON'T TURN ROUND.

WHAT'S THE NEXT BIT?

AAH. DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
I'LL POP THAT WITH THE OTHERS.

YEP, I'VE BEEN PUBIC FOR THIRTY-ONE YEARS.

I HOPE YOU'LL NOT BE A STRANGER.

- WE CAN STOP AT THE PETROL STATION.
- HOW IS YOUR GEORDIE MATE?

- I DON'T THINK ANECDOTES ARE YOUR FORTE.
- THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH.

PUT THESE ON THE TAB.

AAH!

SEX FESTIVAL?

I KNEW THAT, BECAUSE HE COMPOSED
HALF OF IT OVER THERE.

SWANS! YOU FEED BEEFBURGERS TO SWANS.

I THINK THERE'S ANOTHER WORD FOR IT.