IT WAS A HUMOROUS INTRO INTO A SONG,
WHICH HAS BEEN TAKEN TOO LITERALLY

THIS TSUNAMI CRASHES DOWN ON A VILLAGE
AND WIPES THEM ALL OUT.

RIGHT. SHE SAYS NO,
AND SHE WANTS TO SPEAK TO YOU.

ONE HERE FROM SUSAN FROM SPIXWORTH.

HELLO, CAROL?

BILL.

- OH?
- IT DIDN'T REALLY WORK FOR ME.

I'LL SEE YOU REET, ME OLD FISHY ON A DISHY.

THANKFULLY, THAT MAN WAS PLASTIC.

SEE HOW I FEEL AFTER THE FISHCAKES.

I RECOMMEND YOU START WITH A COUPLE OF JOKES.

WHEN YOU DRAW YOUR WEAPON, RIGHT,

THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE,
LICENSED TO KILL...TIME BY WATCHING VIDEOS.

- BUT I WOULDN'T BREAK INTO ANOTHER PACKET.
- RIGHT.

DISGUSTING. ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.

I'LL LOOK BACK ON THAT
AS AN EXCELLENT PRACTICAL JOKE.

- COULD YOU ASK ME FOR THIS LATER?
- YOU'VE DONE IT NOW.

IN THE NORFOLK AREA.