AYE.

MY OWN TIP IS NEVER THROW WATER ON A FAT FIRE.

- AAH!
- GOOD SHOW THIS MORNING?

IT TOOK 14 HOURS!

- HOW DID IT GO?
- A BIT BAD, LYNN!

- YOU'RE JUST QUOTING "CASUALTY".
- PULL IT OFF.

- HER HAIR?
- NOPE.

YOU HAVE TO PHONE THE COUNCIL, BUT THEY'VE
SHOVED YOUR MOBILE PHONE UP YOUR BACKSIDE.

DON'T WORRY.
IT'S JUST A CUSHION THAT SIMULATES RECTAL GAS.

OH, GREAT. NIGEL REES' BOOK OF HUMOROUS GRAFFITI.

INDEED, DISUSED COTTON MILK
AND LEGALISED HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY

I DON'T SEE WHAT THIS IS GOING TO GAIN YOU.

GO ON. YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT COW-BRINGING-IN.

- IS YOUR BOOK IN TROUBLE WITH STAN?
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WITH THE MELTING OF THE ICE CAPS, EAST ANGLIA
WILL BE UNDER WATER IN THE NEXT THIRTY YEARS,

AAGH!

THANK YOU, ALAN.

- NO. SPEAKER SYSTEM.
- SORRY.