IT'S EQUIDISTANT BETWEEN LONDON AND NORWICH.

- 500.
- HOW MUCH IS A MOUSE?

IDEA FOR A TELEVISION PROGRAMME

I COULD HOLD IT THERE AND SHOUT
"STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!"

NO, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE.

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WOBBLING
LIKE A VERY RUDE HOUSE.

COME BACK! I'LL RIP YOUR BLOODY HEAD OFF!

CAN I JUST EXPLAIN?
I WAS TYING TO ACCESS "DRIVING MISS DAISY".

LET'S WATCH "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME"!

THAT'S SMEG, NEFF, POGGENPOHL AND BOSCH.

I THINK, AT THE END OF THE DAY,
WE'LL BE MORE OR LESS THE SAME

IT AMAZES ME WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT
AND IT'S ONLY

WHO SMILES AT A BLACK & DECKER WORKMATE
FOR GOODNESS SAKE?

ANYWAY, THEN HE PUTS ON HIS UNDERPANTS
AND HIS SKI SUIT AND HE STARTS SKIING.

BUT I CAN'T ACTUALLY COOK!

WAS FOR A COMPANY
THAT MAKES TONER FOR PHOTOCOPIERS.

LOOK, ALAN. NO CLOWNS, NO GAGS.