- I THOUGHT IT WAS BEST.
- SHE'LL TURN UP ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

WELCOME TO TAPE TWO
OF "LET GO WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE",

UH?

AND SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TOO MANY THINGS.

OK. LET'S RECAP. DRAW THE GUN FROM THE HOLSTER,

HELLO, BONO. HAVE A SEAT.

CAN YOU SMELL GAS?

SEE YOU LATER.

YOU'VE... YOU'VE POPPED OUT AGAIN!

LET'S SAY HELLO TO MY NEW
COMEDY CHARACTER - CAMP DAVID.

LIKE A HUMAN JCB.

LOTS OF ROCKS, AND BEAMISH.

I MEAN, PEOPLE FORGET THAT TRADERS
NEED ACCESS TO DIX-ONS!

CHRIS. CHRIS FEATHERS. HI.

- HOW MUCH IS IT?
- 325,000.

HE'S DEAD NOW.

SEE THIS, LOOK. SANITARY BAGS.

- LOVELY. IT'S LIKE A SAVOURY 99.
- AYE.