- HOW'S IT GOING, MR PARTRIDGE?
- YEAH, COOL.

(ALAN) GO, GO, GO, GO. START THE CAR.

- YOU'RE WRONG.
- OH, MAN. WHAT ABOUT, YOU KNOW...

HELLO. THE GENTLEMEN
FROM THE CORPORATE VIDEO ARE ON THEIR WAY.

YOU REALISE IT WAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH VALENTINE'S DAY?

- WHERE?
- CHESTER.

SHE'S TALKING ABOUT SELLING THIS STUFF
AT THE COVERED MARKET.

NO. IT WAS TERRY. I GAVE HIM THE TAPE.

HE THINKS THAT AFTER DEATH THERE IS NOTHING.

IT'S THE BALL THING YOU HAVE IN WASHING MACHINES.

I JUST DID THE BED. I DIDN'T GO NEAR YOUR DRAWER.

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

ALAN, THIS IS PETER LINEHAN.
HE'S REVAMPING OUR CURRENT AFFAIRS OUTPUT.

- COME ON.
- IT'S OUR FAMILY REMIT.

ROLLED ON THE THIGHS OF A VIRGIN.

THANK YOU, ALAN.
SLIGHTLY MORE EXCITING THAN I'D ANTICIPATED.

TONIGHT I WILL TRY SOME OF MY JOKES
AND MAKE BRAVE PEOPLE LAUGH AGAIN.

THANK YOU, PETER BAXENDALE THOMAS.