IN YOUR CASE, DRUGS. FOR ALAN, CHOCOLATE.

LEVEL WITH ME, PIET. HAVE I GOT THIS JOB?

LOOK, ALAN, I DON'T WANT YOU FEEL THAT THE...
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, PETER.

YOU MIGHT FIND SOME SUPERFICIAL DAMAGE
TO THE BOX, BUT THE CHOCOLATE'S PERFECTLY EDIBLE.

NO, I CAN STILL SMELL YOU. I HAVEN'T HAD A SHOWER.

LOOK AT THIS.

IT'S TIME FOR US TO HAND OVER TO ALAN PARTRIDGE,
ARE YOU READY, ALAN?

- WHAT'S THE ONE WITH THE LASER BEAM?
- "GOLDFINGER"!

GLORY BE!

"THE EAGLE HAS LANDED."

THAT'S ME BIKE. THAT'S DESERT STORM.

I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST IN MY CLASS, ACTUALLY.

WHERE'S YOUR HOUSE?

OR YOU TAKE THE LID OFF THE GEAR KNOB
AND FIND A TESTIS.

THAT WAS BILL WITHERS WHO
THANK THE LORD, IS STILL WITH 'US.

WHAT AN APPALLING THING TO SAY.
YOU'VE PUT ME IN AN INVIDIOUS POSITION.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP-DANCE FOR YOU?

WITH A SELF-PENNED SONG
ENTITLED "I LOVED YOU, BUT YOU LEFT ME".