- YES, IT IS.
- IT'S VERY NICE. WHAT IS IT?

GUESS WHICH ONE OF YOU TWO LADIES
I'M GOING TO MAKE LOVE WITH NOW.

IT'S TIME FOR US TO HAND OVER TO ALAN PARTRIDGE,
ARE YOU READY, ALAN?

YOU SHOULD DO HIM A CHEAP KITCHEN.

- HAS THE DUKE OF HAZARD BEEN IN?
- NO, HE'S NOT.

FRANKENSTEIN IS THE NAME
OF THE CREATOR, NOT THE MONSTER.

OR YOU TAKE THE LID OFF THE GEAR KNOB
AND FIND A TESTIS.

BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T BOUNCED BACK.
NOT EMOTIONALLY AND NOT IN A CAREER WAY EITHER.

OH, I'M SO SORRY.

A CHEEKY CHAPPIE WHO'S STARING INTO THE ABYSS

- WHY?
- HE WAS DEPRESSED.

- COME IN.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THEY'RE COMPLEMENTARY.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FLAKY SKIN. I'M A ZOMBIE.

I HAD CRACKLING ON SUNDAY.
IT HAD HAIRS ON IT, BUT I DIDN'T MIND.

THE GREAT THING ABOUT THIS HOTEL
IS ITS SITUATION.

- IT FRIGGING HURTS!
- GET IN THE RECOVERY POSITION.

MR T OSSER. THAT DOESN'T EVEN WORK.

AAGH!