BECAUSE IMPACT, BANG, LOCK!

- DO YOU WANT ONE, AL?
- NO. I DON'T SMOKE.

HE'S NOT SHOWING OFF.
THEN HE GOES OVER A CLIFF AND HE'S FALLING.

THE VEY FACT THAT
HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY IS NOT ON THE AGENDA...

I AM TECHNICALLY A GUEST
AND YOU FAILED TO CONTROL ME.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ YOUR "DAILY EXPRESS".

GREAT. WELL, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

SO... HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, ALAN?

I BUMPED INTO ANOTHER OLD BOY RECENTLY -
TONY SPILLANE.

- LADY AT THE BACK.
- YES, ALAN.

BEN, CAN YOU TAKE THIS UP TO MY ROOM?

AND A CRESCENT OF CRISPS, PLEASE.

- TWO FLAVIA FROTHY CAPPUCCINOS COMING UP.
- YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN.

# WHAT WE NEED IS A GREAT BIG MELTING POT

- HELLO,
- WHAT YA DOING? WHO'S WITH YA?

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

- WHO STAYS IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?
- TERRIBLE. IT'S SO STERILE HERE.

ALAN, YOU'VE COME FREE AT THE SIDE.