I WAS GOING TO GIVE OUT SOME AWARDS,
BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

CHRIS!

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ALAN'S LOVE BUD.

SIOBHAN, YOU DON'T JUST GET SOME GUY
WHO USED TO BE ON TV PRESENTING A CHEAP VIDEO.

- WHEN DID YOU LAST SEE THE GANG?
- I SAW THEM LAST THURSDAY AT A POP CONCERT.

- ALL RIGHT, ALAN?
- ALL RIGHT...

RIGHT. I'VE GOT YOU
THAT "BAD SLAGS" BOOK YOU ASKED FOR.

MR PARTRIDGE, HE SELLS KITCHENS
FOR 15 YEARS, BUT HE CAN'T COOK.

THEY'RE COMPLEMENTARY.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FLAKY SKIN. I'M A ZOMBIE.

MAN AND MACHINE.

CARRY ON.

I RECOMMEND YOU START WITH A COUPLE OF JOKES.

MICHAEL, THAT MAY VERY, VERY WELL BE THE CASE,

WHAT'S THE ONE WITH THE VOLCANO THAT OPENS UP
AND THERE'S ALL CHINKIES JUMPING DOWN?

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THROWING UP
ALL NIGHT FOR ALL I KNOW,

LYNN, BIGAMISTS HAVE SEVERAL IDENTITIES.

(ROBOTIC) TEA OR COFFEE? TEA OR COFFEE?

- DO YOU DRINK DIRECTOR'S?
- I'VE GOT IT ON TAP.