A PARACHUTE COMES OUT WITH A UNION JACK ON IT...

OH, CHRIST! I'M SORRY.

I WON'T BE ON IN THE MORNING, BECAUSE I'M DOING
LATES NOW, SO I DON'T COME ON TILL TWO O'CLOCK.

YOU HAVE TO PHONE THE COUNCIL, BUT THEY'VE
SHOVED YOUR MOBILE PHONE UP YOUR BACKSIDE.

- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF AMERICAN THINGS?
- A BIT FULL OF THEMSELVES.

NOTHING. IT'S JUST THAT
SHE REALLY REALLY LOOKS LIKE YOU.

EXCEPT I CIRCUMNAVIGATE THE GLOBE

AND WATCH "CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG"
WITH STING.

OK. IF YOU'VE JUST JOINED US,
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT WHO IS THE BEST LORD.

# ARE A MILLION TO ONE... #

THERE ARE SOME STROBE EFFECTS IN THIS
SO ANY EPILEPTICS, GET OUT NOW.

I POINTED OUT THAT HIS AND ASKEY'S LIFE
HAD OVERLAPPED AND HE BACKED DOWN.

I WAS DRESSED AS AN EXCLAMATION MARK.

OK. ROGER AND OUT.

THE TIME, FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TO TELL IT
IN A WACKY WAY, IS 50 TO SIX.

- WE MIGHT GIVE YOU A SECOND SERIES.
- THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT.

HE'S IN BANGKOK, AND THE PROSTITUTES ARE SAYING
HOW MUCH, AND HE'S GOING, "I'M NOT PAYING THAT".

YOU'RE WELCOME.
DID YOU NOTICE ANYTHING ABOUT THE BOX?