IT'S JUST I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT DONE BEFORE.

(SUSAN) DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR CAR.
I'LL GET MICHAEL TO SORT IT OUT FOR YOU.

DON'T WORRY. TRAPPED HER FINGER
IN A DOOR ONCE, SHE SWORE LIKE A DOCKER.

JUST TALKING ABOUT COWS.

AUGUST BUCKED THE TREND
FOR A DOWNTURN IN FIREPLACE SALES...

- CAN I WATCH "POIROT" ON UK GOLD?
- AS LONG AS YOU POP THE EARPHONES ON.

THEY'VE GONE TO LONG STANTON SPICE MUSEUM.

IT WOULDN'T BE AN EGG CUP.
IT'D BE TWO EGG CUPS AND A KIDNEY DISH.

PESTER DEBENHAM'S FOR FREE LAMPS, FREE
LAMPSHADES, WHATEVER YOU CAN BLAG OFF THEM.

WELCOME TO TAPE TWO
OF "LET GO WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE",

- DID HE LEAVE A MESSAGE?
- NO.

..EARTH. IT'S 4.39 A.M.

# WILLY GOES THERE AND WILLY
GOES THERE AND THERE... #

I'VE GOT TO POP UP TO CHORISTERS
AND GET THE PA.

WHEN I SAT DOWN, I LOOKED UP AND REALISED
IT WAS NONE OTHER THAN PETER PURVES.

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THROWING UP
ALL NIGHT FOR ALL I KNOW,

VERY MALTY.

PETER, HELLO.