THAT HAS THE LARGEST AUDIENCE SHARE
FOR A DIGITAL CHANNEL AT THAT TIME OF DAY

SORRY ABOUT THAT.
ROBERT A BIT SLOW ON THE UPTAKE THERE.

NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I WAS JUST PORTRAYING A MADMAN.

WHICH I HAPPEN TO THINK IS VERY GOOD. I MEAN,
IT'S NOT FIVE-STAR, BUT IT'S CERTAINLY COMPETITIVE.

REALLY BIG BOUNCE RIGHT OVER
AND I LAND ON MY FEET.

- I GOT THE PRINGLES, AND THAT'S FOR YOU.
- THANKS.

CAR. I'M SORRY. I FORGOT.

HELLO, AND WELCOME TO "THE LEARNING ZONE",
THURSDAY NIGHT INTO FRIDAY MORNING ON BBC2,

PROBABLY SURVIVE A COUPLE OF BREAK-INS
BEFORE IT STARTED TO FALL APART.

GOOD. GOOD.

- HI. I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- PIET.

THEY'RE ALL RUBBISH, SO TAKE YOUR PICK.

- LYNN, THESE ARE SEX PEOPLE.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

AND FROM 1993 MANUFACTURERS HAVE BEEN LEGALLY
OBLIGED TO LABEL THEM "CRAB-FLAVOURED" STICKS.

IT'S VERY FAKE, ISN'T IT?

(HE MUTTERS)

- CHRIS?
- OH, ALAN.

RUBY GRAPEFRUIT JUICE.