JUST TO REASSURE YOU,
THE QUEEN IS NOT DEAD.

THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE
AND WE'RE DOING "SUPER TALK".

ALAN HAD A TV CHAT SHOW AND WAS QUITE
A BIG NAME, AND THEN IT ALL WENT VERY WRONG.

LOOK, ALAN, I DON'T WANT YOU FEEL THAT THE...
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, PETER.

THE TAX PEOPLE ARE COMING IN AN HOUR.
YOU'VE GOT ONE HOUR TO GET READY.

I STAND CORRECTED
SAID THE MAN IN THE ORTHOPAEDIC SHOES!

AND THERE'S DALENDESS SHID.

- IT'S MY WEAKNESS, I'M AFRAID. I'VE GOT A CELLAR.
- SO HAVE I.

- HAVE YOU READ MY BOOK?
- NO, BUT I'VE SEEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS.

HE'S SURROUNDED BY BOUNCERS.

I WONDER WHO GOT THE POWER PACK.

MOUSSE FROM A BOWL IS VERY NICE,
BUT TO PUT IT ON A PERSON IS DEMENTED!

BUT TODAY IS LYNN'S DAY,

- WHAT ABOUT BRAVE PEOPLE?
- SHE CAN MINGLE WITH THEM.

- I'LL GET THE DRINKS.
- AAH!

I'M NOT EXAGGERATING. YOU BUY A CAR OFF THEM
AND FIND OUT IT'S TWO FRONT ENDS WELDED TOGETHER.

THERE WE GO, LYNN. TONY HAYERS.

(LIFT BELL DINGS)